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October 2005 Winner is:
"Do you believe all I said was I bought this place and I', going to keep it open...." And the Runner's Up are: Honey, I hope you get your promotion after this! - Mike He is much cuter when he is awake! - Lisa I always get lucky when my eyes match my shirt! - Rob Guess where my hand is ?????????? Answer in 2007!!!!!!! - Tom |
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August 2005 Winner is:
"Now will you marry me?" And the Runner's Up are: Yeah, I'm in charge of security here. - MaryEllen Sobriety Test....Moores version - Allen Security Guard at Moores - Sherry Practicing my runway walk, couldn't find any books in this place. - Carl |
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July-August 2005 Winner is:
"Please divorce me........No!" And the Runner's Up are: No Tarzan, this is not how to pick up a girl! - Marylouise Now listen I AM taking you home. - Bob Can you get IT up? - Not me up! - Barb
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June 2005 Winner is:
"Let's see...I made the one in red smile with my right hand... " And the Runner's Up are: Hey, it's my turn! - Billy Hell with the horse and the cowboy, Ride the Cowgirl! - Margie Excuse me could you help me back on the stool? - Bob Penny a smack...Dollar a grab! - Anna |
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April 2005 Part II Winner is:
"" And the Runner's Up are: Queer eye for a straight guy at Moores - Bob Demi Moore leaves Ashton for Al - Mike Is everyone touching? - Nancy
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April 2005 Winner is:
"Demi Moore, Bud Abbott, Kid Rock, and Elton John live at Moores this Summer!" And the Runner's Up are: Elvira and the three gay stooges.(not that there is anything wrong with that) - Jeanne MOORES - where porn stars come to meet real men! - Pat Al, you gotta wear longer shorts. - Bob Next, on the |
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Winter 2005 Winner is:
"Found myself a real Moores guy - stiff as a board and full of hot air!" And the Runner's Up are: Hey Mom, I found a guy who doesn't drink! - Rhonda What happens in Moores...stays in Moores! - John The perfect man...Full of hot air yet he can't talk back - Gregory Guy on the right - I knew I should have grown a mustache! - Rich |
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December 2004 Winner is:
"Gonna find me a REAL man!" And the Runner's Up are: Did anybody see my rifle? - Tom Moores - the best place in town for a girl to get a good cigar and a cold beer! - Barbara Ain't there any women in this joint? - Bobby Ooooh....lucky cigar! - Ronnie |
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October 2004 Winner is:
"A Moores customer getting ready to fart!" And the Runner's Up are: Perfect, I can drink, sleep, and puke! - Ronnie Aaah...that one felt really good! - Big Bad John Who said you can't drink while you're sleeping? - Annemarie Please God! Help me make it through this and I'll never drink again!! - Tom |
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September 2004 Winner is:
"Hey guys, I found us a waitress from the service bar!" And the Runner's Up are: But he told me that I would hear the ocean! - Butch Hi Mom, I think she's the one! - Patti I told you guys you should have bought her a beer! - Jim She's keeping an eye on my money! - Margie |
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July 2004 Winner is:
"Wow what do you do if I buy you a mixed drink?" And the Runner's Up are: That's right boys!! She's all mine and she cooks too!! - Tom I'm giving this a thumbs up. - Alex I just can't get enough of ZZ Top. - Rhonda Hmmmm....I wonder if only his thumb goes up. - MaryJane |
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May 2004 Winner is:
"Try to guess where my hand is!" And the Runner's Up are: Take that you stupid bartender. - Andrea Is it long enough Dr. Bilbee? - Rhonda What do you know, I think it's going to fit. - Jack
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April 2004 Winner is:
"Let me think...do I have a date?" And the Runner's Up are: I'm thinking of a number Ummmmmmm, between 1 and 2 - Linda What the hell is the name of that song Bilbee's playing? - Sharon Where the hell am I? - Lily Bar hopping in my sleep! - Ernie |
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March 2004 Winner is:
"I know, I know...but that's why it's called a job!!" And the Runner's Up are: Hey Bill, need an intern? - Anna May She's always practicing! - Dan M. Give Mommy the bottle - RhondaApril 2004 Rich from Wilmington |
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January 2004 Winner is:
"Oh crap, I forgot his name!" And the Runner's Up are: French Canadian, eh? - Sue At Moores you don't thumb wrestle, you tongue wrestle! - Ray Looks like my wife stopped at Moores again! - Tom
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November 2003 Winner is:
"No more pole dancing!" And the Runner's Up are: Great way to scratch your ear! - Meg Stop it, it tickles! - Stumpy I found the one who didn't pay the cover - J.J.
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Fall 2003 Winner is:
"He thinks I'm impressed!" And the Runner's Up are: They said this was a respectable establishment! - Barbara This is why I come to Moores! - Ron Honey, What do you think about me piercing my tongue? - Roseanne
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September 2003 Winner is:
"Boy! That Charlie Gracie just knocks me out." And the Runner's Up are: Nobody wants to leave Moores Inlet! - Mary Wake me up when Bilbee starts!! - Tom MOORE'S MOTEL: will you be needing a wake-up call, sir? - Siobhan
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July 2003 Winner is:
"Me take woman to Moore's now!! Me take woman to cave later!!" And the Runner's Up are: Me want THIS ONE!!! - Mima Boy they sure give out great door prizes at Moores! - Ed Just think what the baby will look like - Eileen
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June 2003 Winner is:
"Oh My God, I just Stopped for Directions..." And the Runner's Up are: Hurray...It's Ladies Nite - Richard Hurry and take the picture before my wife gets out of the bathroom! - Maryellen THE LADY IN THE BACK, OK OK YOUR NEXT - Sandy
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April 2003 Winner is:
"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST GUY THAT MADE ME PAY THE COVER CHARGE!!" And the Runner's Up are: This looks like it might belong to you. - Kevin Hey Lady, I said PEANUTS not PENIS! - Sharyn You obviously don't know the meaning of , KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS! - Kathy
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March 2003 Winner is:
"NOW DO THE LEFT CHEEK!" And the Runner's Up are: Guy in white T-shirt - For the love of God, don't pull her finger! - Gary Should I or shouldn't I? - Dottie Your choice - Light Beer or Nice REAR - Tom
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January 2003 Winner is:
"All I said was, Do you want to dance?" And the Runner's Up are: Don't blame this on me! - Rose Can't touch this! - Kelly Put my right hand where? - Dan
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December 2002 Winner is:
"All I said to the bartender was, get me a beer and a stool, and make it quick!" And the Runner's Up are: Another packed night at Moores..this is the only way you can keep your seat in this place - Sal Bauman I'm not losing my seat this time! - Stanley Somershoe Another crazy night at Moores - but they ran out of lampshades. - Tom Kinee
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Fall 2002 Winner is:
"WOW! I asked for a cherry for my drink...Didn't think I would get this service!" And the Runner's Up are: The new event at Moores Inlet - Tongue Wrestling - Evelyn Tongue Tied at Moores - Rose Well you said - Do I still have my cherry? - Anne
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Sept. 2002 No. 2 Winner is:
"Yeeowww....I think I just saw The Incredible Shrunken Chicken Head!" And the Runner's Up are: Point that thing this way....Stop! - Maureen Is it a nightmare or is it Ladies Night at Moores? - Chas O...my...gosh...looks like I'm going to be the next Mrs. Lucky! - Jerri
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September 2002 No. 1 Winner is:
"Hanging on to your man Moores style!" And the Runner's Up are: All I said was, get a little closer - I can't hear you. - Suzanne Joined at the BREAST - Kelly I'm sorry Miss but I couldn't find your knockers, so I just popped in. - Melissa
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August 2002 Winner is:
"Let's hear it for the winners of the Electric Slide marathon!" And the Runner's Up are: We have a tie for the Budweiser Beer Blast. - Claude Bless you my children now you may sin. - Carol Rookies - back to the college program with you. - John
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July 2002 Winner is:
"Only at Moores can you bring an inflatable date to a bar and have no one think twice." And the Runner's Up are: Is there a justice of the peace in the house? - Serena Look Ma! I found Mr. Right!!! - Laura After 20 Budweisers anything will do. - Linda
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May 2002 Winner is:
"If this is what - the end is near - means, it's better than I thought!" And the Runner's Up are: Who needs the view of the ocean when I've got this one at Moores? - M. Pakech Yeah, I think that noise is coming out of this one. - S.Turner Looks like my Christmas Goose is coming early this year. - J. Rowan
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April 2002 Winner is:
"I usually don't do this on the first date." And the Runner's Up are: Your keys aren't under the bar! - Bill Are you sure this will help me get rid of the hiccups!!! - John I TOLD HER NOT TO PUT THAT IN HER MOUTH! NOW WE'LL NEVER GET IT OUT OF HER! - Anita
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March 2002 Winner is:
"EXCUSE ME FONZIE...BUT IS THAT RICHIE CUNNINGHAM...." And the Runner's Up are: Hi Honey! Another late night at the office! Don't wait up for me! - Nicole Is it hard to hear with my tongue in your ear? - Pat I don't think this is our room honey. - Mike
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February 2002 Winner is:
"OH NO DEAR, NOTHING SMALLER THAN A TEN PLEASE!!" And the Runner's Up are: This is not Delilah's Den, honey, save your dollars for Marty. - Colleen OK Let's try this again. How many fingers do I have up? - Mike If I told you once, I told you a hundred times, you can look but you can't touch the merchandise! - Sal
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December 2001 Winner is:
"My God Bilbee, you've changed!" And the Runner's Up are: ONLY AT MOORES COULD A GUY GET SO LUCKY. - Ray
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September 2001 Winner is:
"My Mother Told Me This Might Happen" And the Runner's Up are: Finally a good use for this hole in my head - Scott Could I Be Any Cooler - John Let us all rise to sing the first stanza of 99 glasses of beer on my head - Kristina
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August 2001 Winner is:
"I don't know what happened... all I said was bottoms up!" And the Runner's Up are: They're all so nice. - how do I choose? - Cookie Always standing room at Moores! - Kathy So many arses, so little time - April
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July 2001 Winner is:
"Cover charge to get into Moores...$3.00 And the Runner's Up are: Ma'am, that's not the microphone. - Michelle Hmm, let me have a look. - Kelly Yo!!!..Hurry up before I drop the roof!!! - Dan
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June 2001 Winner is:
"Look Honey I shaved!" And the Runner's Up are: Wet t-shirt contest anyone? He looks like he's got some big ones - Stephanie Service with a smile...Moores Style. - Thomas When I said "Keep pouring it on" I didn't mean ... - Gregory
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May 2001 Winner is:
"I dub thee Bilbee-ettes - Diane And the Runner's Up are: Six Pack to go ... - Harvey Look Ma, No Brains - Lynn I think I will be a good caption. - Tina
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April 2001 Winner is:
"Beer nuts..., Ladies, that is kind of a personal question, isn't it" And the Runner's Up are:
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March 2001 Winner is:
"Curly, Moe, - Hey Where's Larry" And the Runner's Up are: none
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